Some Funny Jokes

Some nice jokes…



Record breaking (Funny)


1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea slogan.....


"Idea can change Ur WIFE"


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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going?


Man: I'm going to a lecture on ill effects of drinking.


Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?


Man: My wife......


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Meaning of WIFE,
Husband asks:"Do you know the meaning of WIFE"?

It means.......

"WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERYTIME"

Wife on hearing this says, "it could also mean ......

WITH IDIOT FOREVER."

Remember Girls are always cleaver …!!!


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Judge: Don't you have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court.

Mr. Bean to judge: You are coming daily, don't you have shame?


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Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW!

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min...
A beer shortens your life by 4 min...
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!


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Height of begging:-
A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him:-
"Please do not make noise by dropping coins...
Offer notes! ;)


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Sometimes
I Pretend To Be
"NORMAL . . ."
But
It Gets Boring
So I Go Back To Be
"ME . . .”


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A cute advice for all Girls
If a Girl Ever Steals You’re
MAN,
There Is No Better Revenge
...Than to Let Her Keep Him...
REAL MEN Can't Be
Stolen


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Two Friends while chatting
Man1- I Have Face book, Twitter,
Google Plus, Yahoo, Msn,
Skype and G-Talk.
Man2- Hey, Do You Have A Life...?
Man1- Oh My God! No yaar. Send Me The Link...


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Inakki kaalaila naan ennoda Mercedes S-class a ottitu ponappo
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En mobile la alarm adika aarambichiduchi..
Damn nan silent la vachitu paduthurukanum..!!!


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First bench guys are intelligent. Until last bench students


don't participate in the competition.


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The best advertisement line against

Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries -

"Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips."

Be healthy.


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God cannot be everywhere…

So he created Mother…

Devils cannot be everywhere..

So he created Mother-In-Law’s..!!!


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Boy: Do you like me..?

Girl: No…

(Boy become sad)

Girl: What happen..?

Boy: you don’t like me…

Girl: You didn’t asked whether I love you

Boy: oh Do u love me..?

Girl: No...

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Have a nice day…..


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